How to create a wizard 101 menorah

Hi everyone it has been a while since i have done a good length post well today i am going to make a guide on how to make a menorah. So, what you need is 9 small candles, 9 sledge hammers, 1 floor torch, 1 tatami mat, 2  labeled crates and a blue runner or a large watcher rug.   First step: place the tatami mat down place the blue runner(BR) and large watch rug down(LWR). like so:

Place the rug by the small blue trim rug (sbtr) on the crate and move the crate like this:

Now place 4 mallets  and a torch on on the LWR:

 Now, take the other box and stack it on the box and rug like this:

Now see the little pieces of the mallet sticking out? we are going to put the candles there except for the torch.

Now sorry i didn`t tell you this earlier but your going to need another box to make the rug higher. Now you need to put the candle on top of the malet.

THen move the boxes away and now you have a menorah perfect for Hanukkah. :D
(and yes i am Jewish that's why i`m doing this)

Alright you guys see you in the spiral!
-Elijah light thief